MONOLOGUE
Character: Teenage Male (14-19)

     I don’t stink, I swear. IT must have rubbed off on me. THAT stench.
I get it from her…that girl… You know? Patricia Ransa. The one in our fifth period? She smells-bad. I mean BAD. B-A-D. She smells worse than a sewer. It’s just gross. And for some reason, some strange reason, she has the incorrect thought that I am her BEST friend. So everyday, every single day, she just has to sit by me. Asking me questions. Invading my bubble. Raising her hand to ask-oh god. I feel sick… You see, I can’t even think about it without being on the verge on hurling across the room. I’ve always wanted to tell that Patricia to take a shower! Wash those pits! And brush those teeth-those golden colored teeth. But in some, odd way… I kind of feel sorry for her… I kind of wonder what kind of parents she has that would let her do-that. That thing she does-and she does best… STINK.

I will be changing my tumblr-as of now. (haha).
     I will be posting random monolouges, and scenes. Random song titles, etc.

Just an FYI :)

MY AWWJAM VIDEO!
In this video I’d like to explain a few things.

Adorian: I wore lipstick because his lips were red in one video, and everyone made fun of him for it, it’s not that I think he’s a transvestite or something. I also went on a five minute rant about how he has a wiener, but I decided to cut that out :)

Rachel: I love Rachel, and the boob thing is just because everyone always makes fun of her boobs (&not in a bad way). And I just thought I’d exagerate it :)

Jeydon: To be honest, I don’t really watch his videos (haha) but I did the basic stuff I know of him. (SORRY IF THIS OFFENDED ANY FANGIRLS ((and sorry if I offended you by calling you a fangirl)))

Alissa: I think I hit the nail on the head with this one! I’ve been watching her probably the longest of all the Jammers, so I know her the best, and I actually think I did a pretty well job :)

http://youtube.com/ibrandster

I RIP OFF MATTRESS TAGS TO FEEL DANGEROUS.

Hello Tumblr World!
I’m Brandon Turley! And tomorrow Is the first day of finals. EH.
I am going to be honest, I’m not excited.
The only thing I am excited about is going to Taco Bell for lunch. :D

ALSOOO.

Today, my grandma bought me an arts/craft kit from Michael’s.
(not to mention the kit was for 8 year old girls)
BUT I AM HAVING A BLAST!
funnest.thing.ever. i swear.
I want to just stay home tomorrow and make beaded animals all day.

XD

ASK ME QUESTIONS!
Ask me on YouTube, Twitter, MySpace, Dailybooth, anything.
JUST ASK ME QUESTIONS.
I will answer every single one.
Ask me anything you want to know about me.
And no… I’m not gay :)

I’m not ashamed to say I am in the process of downloading Miley Cyrus’s new CD. I like her. Get over it :)

BYtheWAY! I’m giving all you tumblrs a secret… I’m gonna be on AWWJAM!
AWWJAM for those of you that don’t know, is a really big collab channel with AdorianDeck, wannabealoserr, Jeyyounit11, and MissAlissa15.
click this to watch the channel: http://youtube.com/awwjam

This week is challenge week and the challenge is to do each other.
bahaha! Not in a sexual way though… I hope… haha.
Like, impersonations! So, I get to act like everyone!
I’m really excited to be on it!
Having thousands of people watch me gives me the hebegebes though… lmao.

i need to get on tumblr more…

New Music Video!
I know it’s not great, but it’s something :)
When I made this, I had so many lights, it was crazy.
The lighting was perfect! Up until I edited it :/
Haha. Rate/Comment/Subscribe on my channel:
http://youtube.com/ibrandster